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(This was originally posted on July 2, 2008 on another website).
The more badass a person's internet handle is, the less badass they are in reality: any use of the words "Lord", "Death", and "Dark" (or variations thereof) are a particularly strong indication that said person is a wanker.
Crap, I'm a wanker.
Though, actually, I deliberately took something with two meanings, and had as my signature, "In general, I kke hentai."